People´s Pops:55 Recipes for Ice Pops, Shave Ice, and Boozy Pops from Brooklyn´s Coolest Pop Shop Nathalie Jordi, David Carrell, Joel Horowitz
Theres that guy again, Regan. Look. I looked up to see the guy Shaquanna was referring to. He was the same guy whod been coming into the coffee shop where I worked as a waitress every day. I didnt think anything of it. He was probably new in town or just passing through. He shuffled in and sat down in a booth near the window. He carried a green duffel bag that he dropped on the booth seat next to him.I figured he must be military because his green looked Army issue. I took a moment to study him. His medium brown hair was thick and in need of a haircut. Dark stubble marred his jaw and from this far away, I couldnt tell what color his eyes were. Hes sitting in your section, Regan. As usual. Shaquanna grinned suddenly. Why, I think you got yourself a secret admirer, she said in a fake southern drawl. She gave the man a closer look. Your mystery man could seriously use a shower, shave, and a haircut.
Brian wants a change down there. Bigger, right? Meditation works, sort of. Now hes a girl down below! His roommate doesnt mind, and gives the new package a daily workout. Brian worries that hes feminizing by the day. He calls his old friend (no benefits) Stacey, who cant believe his story. Then SHE tries meditating and gets trans-sexed! And they become friends with benefits. ----- Excerpt ----- Hold it, man. Just hold it, Stacey said. What youre saying-no way. That kind of transformation-trust me on this, I know people who have done it-costs tens of thousands of dollars and takes many surgeries. Come on, Brian. Level with me.They had almost polished off a bottle of wine. It wasnt until the second glass that Brian found the words and told her the reason he had to see her. Sighing, he got up. Okay if I slip into something more comfortable?Two minutes later, he was back. His flannel sleep shirt came mid-thigh.Shaving your legs? Really?Brian sat next to Stacey. Theres no other way but to show you, he said, and pulled the shirt up to his waist.Stacey pushed his legs apart, her nose inches away from his genitals.This is just incredible, she said under her breath. I mean, uncanny.I know. Bob asked me if I was taking hormones.Not just that. Ill have to show you.Stacey wiggled out of her jeans and pushed her thong down. Sliding away from Brian, she spread her legs.Look. Look at me.Brian had skinny dipped with Stacey a couple times. But, unlike in porn, he discovered that in real life women dont lie around with their legs spread. Even with their one failed attempt at sex in his parents station wagon, he had no idea what Stacey looked like.Staceys girl parts were the mirror image of Brians-a classic clamshell capped with a downy brown bush. Brian even had a mole on his left thigh just like hers.Its real? Stacey asked. It works?Stacey, I rub myself every day. Three, four times. It is insatiable. Its a problem, but, jeez, not one that Im in a big rush to fix. I had no idea chicks had it so good.Did you show Bob?Brian blushed.No, please, no-tell me it isnt so. Hes doing you?Not strictly speaking. Bobs not gay, Brian said, blotting the shower incident out of his mind. Hell, Im not gay. Its just, well...How often?At least twice a day.What else? I mean, who else?Hank, the new guy at the shop. He does me every night after we close.Stacey slapped her open palm on her forehead. What if you get pregnant? She was almost yelling.I guess if I get pregnant, Ill get rich. Think about it. Ill be on TV. Id be the first man in history... He couldnt finish the sentence.She eyed him critically. So, why are you here? Sounds like things are going just ducky. God knows, your sex life is better than mine.God, Stacey, Im still changing. You heard my voice on the phone. Look at my legs. I dont shave them. Same with my underarms. My butt is round and tight. The more I use it, the more I feminize. And look at this.He unbuttoned the sleep shirt.Oh, baby, Stacey cooed, her hands moving across his hairless chest. Oh, theyre so cute! Youre ready for your first training bra!